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Jeff Foxworthy remarks on being or living in Missouri.
If you're proud that your region makes the national news at least 96 times each year because it's the hottest or the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Missouri.
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Missouri.
If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Missouri.
If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Missouri.
If you measure distance in hours, you might live in Missouri.
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Missouri.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you might live in Missouri.
If you often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you might live in Missouri.
If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching, you might live in Missouri.
If you see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings), you might live in Missouri.
If you install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked, you might live in Missouri.
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them, you might live in Missouri.
If your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce, you might live in Missouri.
If you were unaware that there is a legal drinking age, you might live in Missouri.
If Going Down South means Oklahoma, you might live in Missouri.
If a brat is something you eat, you might live in Missouri.
If your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed, you might live in Missouri.
If your idea of going out to eat is a tail gate party every Friday, you might live in Missouri.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car; you might live in Missouri.
If you find 0 degrees to be "a little chilly", you might live in Missouri.
If you actually understand these jokes, you might live in Missouri
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